Girlfriend says cat has to go! Now girlfriend is “Free to a Good Home”

Girlfriend says cat has to go! Now girlfriend is “Free to a Good Home”

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Sources tell us that this is an actual Austin, TX Craigslist ad placed after this gentleman’s girlfriend said his cat had to go. It is making the rounds around the Internet, so we couldn’t resist…
The photo image is from the original ad but was taken off of his post (likely because they thought it was obscene) – it is not the poster’s cat.
Girlfriend says cat has to go!! Free tonight!!
My girlfriend said the cat has to be gone by 12:00 tomarrow. She left a little while ago to hang with her friends. I put all her crap on the lawn and will try my best to find her a new home but if not there is always the shelter.
So what we have here is one mildly attractive yet bitchy soon to find out she is a homeless exgirlfriend. She is somewhat house broken (but i think she is still connected to her mom by the umbilical cord).
She is in her midtwenties and is NOT SPAYED (though she usually takes the pill) Lot of life left in this one. She is up to date on her shots and is great with dogs and small children, but does not seem to get along well with cats.
She is playfull and bathroom trained (If takeing over every inch of horizontal surface with her stuff in the place is house broken. Then she is the Queen of house brokeness!!!).
She has somewhat of a special diet though i never figured it out fully, but pretty much it is dictated by what ever her closest friend of that week is into (Raw, vegan, atkins, hostess) You get the picture.
She will be coming with a whole lot of stuff!! (If it is still there when she comes home, but when iam done here Iam heading right over to the free section so maybe not) There will not be a rehoming fee (As a matter of fact i got $34 cash if you can get her tonight, If you need more we can hit the atm unless you have paypal then we have lots of options).
The main reason I am rehoming her is becuase she moved in about 9 months ago, and for three months everything was great, but then she started bitching about my cat. My cat has lived with me for 11 years since he was abandoned in my yard at about 3 weeks old, and i had too bottle feed him and teach him how to do everything a cool male should know (hunt, nap, play, hide, chirp like a bird. how to use a litter box!! This was the most challenging as i did not know how to use one myself. That made for some awkward moments) In other words Misdemeanor and I have been kicking it for a long time, and if she thinks I would even consider kicking him to the curb. Well need i say more?
I may put her up for auction on ebay tonight if my lawyer gives me the okay.

Sources tell us that this is an actual Austin, TX Craigslist ad placed after this gentleman’s girlfriend said his cat had to go. It is making the rounds around the Internet, so we couldn’t resist…

The photo image is from the original ad but was taken off of his post (likely because they thought it was obscene) – it is not the poster’s cat.

Oh, and the spelling is the poster’s, not ours.

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Girlfriend says cat has to go!! Free tonight!!

My girlfriend said the cat has to be gone by 12:00 tomarrow. She left a little while ago to hang with her friends. I put all her crap on the lawn and will try my best to find her a new home but if not there is always the shelter.

So what we have here is one mildly attractive yet bitchy soon to find out she is a homeless exgirlfriend. She is somewhat house broken (but i think she is still connected to her mom by the umbilical cord).

She is in her midtwenties and is NOT SPAYED (though she usually takes the pill) Lot of life left in this one. She is up to date on her shots and is great with dogs and small children, but does not seem to get along well with cats.

She is playfull and bathroom trained (If takeing over every inch of horizontal surface with her stuff in the place is house broken. Then she is the Queen of house brokeness!!!).

She has somewhat of a special diet though i never figured it out fully, but pretty much it is dictated by what ever her closest friend of that week is into (Raw, vegan, atkins, hostess) You get the picture.

She will be coming with a whole lot of stuff!! (If it is still there when she comes home, but when iam done here Iam heading right over to the free section so maybe not) There will not be a rehoming fee (As a matter of fact i got $34 cash if you can get her tonight, If you need more we can hit the atm unless you have paypal then we have lots of options).

The main reason I am rehoming her is becuase she moved in about 9 months ago, and for three months everything was great, but then she started bitching about my cat. My cat has lived with me for 11 years since he was abandoned in my yard at about 3 weeks old, and i had too bottle feed him and teach him how to do everything a cool male should know (hunt, nap, play, hide, chirp like a bird. how to use a litter box!! This was the most challenging as i did not know how to use one myself. That made for some awkward moments) In other words Misdemeanor and I have been kicking it for a long time, and if she thinks I would even consider kicking him to the curb. Well need i say more?

I may put her up for auction on ebay tonight if my lawyer gives me the okay.

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5 Responses to “Girlfriend says cat has to go! Now girlfriend is “Free to a Good Home””

  1. jbdean

    14. Jul, 2011

    I hope she went homeless for at least awhile to teach her the experience of pets that do get dumped by their owners. I applaud kitty’s owner and know he’s got an awesome human!!

  2. Janet Queen

    14. Jul, 2011

    This is so hilarious but HOORAY for the man who is committed to the LIFE of his cat! What a nice example of what a pet owner should be—committed!

  3. L AE

    21. Jul, 2011

    Asking me to give up my cat would be equal to asking someone to give up their child.

    Not only am I unable to understand people who don’t think that a pet and a child should be loved equally, but I also despise them.

    Lucky for me, my wife feels the same and we’ve even gone so far as to base our decision of home on “Step1: Do they take cats?”.

    Pft… moving into someone else’s home/life and then demanding they kick out their family members… hope she’s homeless forever.

  4. Pizza

    03. Aug, 2011

    I applaud this cat-man! We are a family of cat-lovers, including my 17 yo son. I told him a while ago that when he thinks he might be interested in someone, find out right off that bat if they love/adore cats. If the answer is not a resounding yes, then don’t even go there. Don’t even mess with it at all. That is just asking for trouble. :)

  5. jobe

    10. Dec, 2011

    My girlfriend is doing the same thing to me. Its been over a year since ive been with her and my cat is mostly outside, it got on her car so she was saying it has to go. I considered it, but it wont happen. Im sure ill be upset due to getting dumped over this, but obviously she doesn’t care about me enough to accept my cat. My 15 year old cat at that..

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