The world’s first sex doll for dogs launched at the 8th Pet South America at the Transamerica Expo Center in São Paulo, July, 2009.
By Stacy E. Smith
OK, just to clarify, you’ve probably heard about these dolls for men that are very popular on Howard Stern’s radio show and in sex hops around the world. There are inflatable ones, full-body, silicone, etc.
Well, now… wait for it… the first such doll for dogs has been manufactured and launched in Brazil. That’s right, according to the manufacturer, PetSmiling, it is “a doll for dogs to practice safe sex.” The company goes on to conclude, “The majority of non-neutered dogs spend a good chunk of time looking for something to hump. They try pillows, furry creatures, people’s legs and even other animals.”
Their solution with the hope of not only ending this type of behavior, but to “improve the little ones’ lives,” PetSmiling, headquartered in Miami, Florida and São Paulo, Brazil, is bringing to the market the DoggieLoverDoll. The doll is described by the company as “a female canine manufactured in soft rubber with a silicone vagina and an easy to clean reservoir.” The product also comes with a tube of water-based intimate lubricant, to increase the usefulness of the doll. It is available in three sizes: small, medium and large, to satisfy all breeds.
“I had the idea to make this doll when my Maltese started to grab everybody’s legs. I did some research and couldn’t find anything like it, anywhere in the world. [Why do you think that is, Mr. Giroto?] I decided to make it!” reveals Marco Giroto, owner of the PetSmiling company, the company responsible for this worldwide novelty. This product is exclusive and has been patented in the major countries of the world where it will be sold. Soon after it was launched, PetSmiling says it received orders from several countries, including the United States, Germany and Japan.
Again, according to the company, “During the doll’s test period with a few canines, including the Maltese that inspired the idea, Flock, the pets showed a better quality of life based on less anxiety, less barking, and less territorial demarcation. In other words, the dogs live a better life, satisfying their repressed sexuality, in some cases for many years.”
I guess we’ll all just have to take their word for it.
Giroto’s concern is that “when a dog tries to hump legs, stuffed animals and other objects, he cannot reach an ejaculation. With the DoggieLoverDoll he can.” He points out, “Human beings have their hands to masturbate themselves, now the domestic animals, which have practically no contact with females in heat, can alleviate themselves with a toy designed specifically for them. Dogs have a great sexual appetite and this novelty, surely will better their lives.”
Again, I ask, WHY????
This novelty will soon be found at the best pet stores around the world. [I’d love to know which ones.] It went on sale on the company’s website, www.doggieloverdoll.com, July 22nd.
We’ll even make it easy for any pet supply store owners that are interested in selling this product that, according to the manufacturer “will surely shake the pet market.” The company may be contacted by calling (305) 728-6404 in the USA or via the e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org.
If anyone decides to sell this product and actually has success, I want to hear from you; email@example.com.
In case anyone is wondering, I did contact the company to ask whether or not anyone there consulted with a canine behavior expert. The answer back was, “Yes, my expert dog.”